Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
…up to 200,000 people angry with high costs and poor public services took to the streets. Protesters in Rio de Janeiro burned cars and looted buildings as police attempted to disperse them with teargas and rubber bullets. Aerial images showed thousands of people attempting to storm the congress building in Brasilia. The rallies…are some of the biggest ever seen in the country…
we are the future
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i would do some nasty shit for front row one direction tickets
PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.
[faint chants in the distance] BRING BACK ZAYN’S BLONDE STREAK
We’re not starting this again
GUESS WHOSE BACK, BACK AGAIN, BLONDE STREAKS BACK, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK